My little Gnome

My poor little gnome wears purple flip flops and a Hawaiian shirt. he is going to be very cold come winter. He has come up with a few ideas to stay warm and would like to share a few with you.

• making a bed atop the stove. Preferably with rabbit fur blankets.
• he would like me to custom make him a robe of purple velvet to match his flip flops
• removing the vent covers and replacing them with a hammock of like size
• having a bonfire in the toilet nightly.

As you can see, my poor little gnome hasn't got all his marbles in a row. uhm. thats not right. What I mean to say is I think he isn't quite right in the head.

First of all, he is plastic and plastic tends to melt in high temperatures.

Second, there is no way I am letting him sneak over the back gate. Creep into the neighbors and and skin their pet rabbits just for a blanket.

And third? Come on, he is a plastic gnome! What do I care if he gets cold?