While it has been very very cold for about a month, we have not had any significant snow. Until now. Waking up to four inches of the white stuff is very disheartening.
A normal womans Christmas list might read : perfume, diamond pendants, new clothes, or a night out on the town.
My Christmas list has but one item. A Heated Mattress Cover.
Thats it.
All I want for Christmas is to be warm in my own bed.
Unless. Do you think Santa will turn the winter off if I ask him very nicely?
2 comments:
No...I've been asking for years...he refuses to turn winter off because the reindeer will go on strike and the elves will have to pull the sleigh and then the elves will go on strike and Santa will have to make all the toys himself....
what if I promis to be reaaaalllly nice to him?
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