What not to get me for Christmas

• A years subscription to maxim magazine
• More Snow
• projection televisions (who has room for those besides movie stars anyway?)
• More Snow
• A Broken Leg
• More snow.

You might have noticed that I hate snow. What you would not know unless you looked out my window is that in the past four days, all it has done is SNOW! In the past I was able to hole up inside all winter, venturing out only for coffee and shopping. But this winter. We have a puppy. A puppy who likes to pee. AND romp int he snow.