Dear Post Office

HURRY UP!

Gah!

I have been waiting for weeks for a few things to appear in my mail box.

First up? The boy;s birth certificates. I sent away for them in July, and the lady at vitals and statistics said that upon their receipt of the forms, they will have the certificates back to me in 7-10 days.

Second? Six weeks ago I claimed a book on the blogger book expo, and other bloggers reviews are coming in, but i have yet to receive my copy! Sadness!

Third? Everyone else is getting their Dave2 stuff, where's mine? I just KNOW the post office stole my Dave2 Zombie shirt! I know it!!

It's not like I am asking a lot from the post office. I did not order a big Bob stroller! All I want is an envelope with their certificates, and two packages!

GIMMEE