A list of BETTER

Yeah. I said it. Better. A list of BETTER foods that should be fat burners.

(In case you don't know, fat is that stuff that hangs on around my waist after eating cupcakes)

And without Further Ado : A List of Better :

1. Pizza. With Extra Cheese
2. Christmas Chocolates
3. Easter Chocolates
4. OK, ANY Holiday candy or chocolate
5. Sugar
6. Bread, Buns and other assorted carbs.
7. Butter. REAL butter.
8. Ice cream bars ( I would also have accepted fudgecicles and creamcicles)
9. Potato Chips - and dip
10. Cookies and Chocolate bars

So I guess what I am trying to say is this : If it tastes good and you like to eat large quantities of it while watching Glee? I t should be a fat burner!